Sooooooooooo....there's no explanation for this really.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
I'm sick of school >.<
I made this to voice my opinion that school sucks. It's my least favorite class right now, but spanish is pushing it. T.T
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Laura's Final Stand
This is the original of the picture....As you can see, Laura's holding the Star of the Elves of Lothlorean, and if you look close, not only can you see Laura's soul leaving her body, but evidence of my pathetic ability to photoshop things. :P Anyway, I also have this in neon lights, as a tapestry, in cartoon form and as an oil painting...but you get the idea with just this one.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Tales of the Great and Most Chivalrous...
The Tales of the Great and Most Chivalrous Krystal and Laura of Sweet Home:
~
Before it could be sensed by any physical being, it was felt by the Metaphysical One, the Daffodil, who had been existing since the Universe began. It was an unrest, a illness, that would be soon to plague the world of Human. She felt this, and she felt the threads of destiny twist and turn, lines that had before been strong snap. This was the End.
But the Metaphysical One saw one frail thread survive. She saw all lines of the Future. If this strand could be preserved, if it could persevere, then the Universe could be saved. There were only two in the world of Human that might make this possible. They were the Great Ones, strong and valiant: Krystal Menin of Long Street, and Laura Hoy of River Road, nobles in the realm of Sweet Home, Oregon.
Thus, on the brink of the beginning of the End, she called them forth, and told them what was to take place.
She spoke in ominous tones to them. "The sky is falling, O physical ones! Beware the zombies who will plague the Earth! As I speak this, they begin to eat the brains of mortals! Your only hope is to free the Great One named Gilgamish!"
At her first words they were confused. Zombies? Gilgamish? They panicked, until they realized that a zombie was already beginning to eat Krystal’s brain. This they could not have.
"Hurry, get the armor!" Laura cried, fending off the zombie from Krystal’s head. "We need a Unicorn!" This spark of knowledge was sudden to her, and she knew not where it was from: they would need a Unicorn.
Krystal pulled away, but she had only just heard what Laura had said of the armor, not of the Unicorn, on account of the gaping hole in her skull. So she gathered armor and weapons together while they hid away from the attacking zombies.
They knew from pop culture what zombies were, but they knew not how to fight them, so in a bloody battle, they escaped from their place of hiddenness, and made their way away from the spot. Laura fought bravely, but an arm was taken by a particularly ugly zombie that had much in common with a mortal by the name of Ryan Blackwell, and in fact, had been Blackwell before his brains had been eaten.
"What do we do!?" Laura cried to the heavens as they ran from the zombie that had been Blackwell.
The Metaphysical One began to speak, but they could not hear from the particularly loud gurgling sounds issuing from the Blackwell zombie, so Krystal chucked a final spear at its head, downing it.
Now they had peace to listen.
"Bring to Gilgamish the Star of the Elves of Lothlorean, or the Universe shall burn under the zombie’s rule! Only he can save mankind, and you must take heed to quickly get to him!"
The voice of the Metaphysical One, the Daffodil, went quiet.
They stared around hopelessly at one another. Laura was bleeding badly from the shoulder, the place where her arm should have been. Krystal was slow at understanding things spoken to her, on account of her brain oozing from her head still, but they were quick to act when needed, and wanted to help.
"But, we don’t know how to get to Gilgamish!" Laura cried out after a time.
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road," came the great voice. "But find the Star first! If you do not bring it to him, all shall be lost! It is under a large ‘X!’ Go now!"
So they began to run, but not before another onslaught of zombies attacked them. Striking out with the swords they had miraculously obtained, they bravely fought, until the last zombie, who had once been Chris Cline, fell by Laura’s hand.
Krystal looked at the disfigured body and sighed. "I was supposed to be the one to beat him up," she said dully.
Laura shrugged. "Whatever. We need to find the Star!"
So they ran off, swords in hand, to look for the giant ‘X.’ They were incredibly high-functioning for humans who had just taken on mass hordes of zombies and were missing vital body parts, so it took them little time to find the Yellow Brick Road.
They had not planned on Dorothy attacking them, and in a sudden flash of instantaneous knowledge, Krystal knew that she must take the shoes from her. So she slew the zombie Dorothy, and grabbed the shining red slippers from her.
While she had been at that, Laura had begun to be chased by a feral Cowardly Lion, who was foaming and spitting at the mouth, cowardly no more.
"Oh God no!!!" Krystal screamed as the rabid feline took her friend down. "LAURA NO!!!"
She came screaming at the lion, hacking boldly with her sword, and severing its head grotesquely. Laura was badly injured, but she plowed on.
Ahead, they finally saw the Star, shining red under two palm trees crossing to make an ‘X,’ randomly placed in the middle of the non-tropical forest.
Then suddenly, a zombie Toto leapt from the trees toward Laura. She screamed, awaiting impact, but it never came. The Scarecrow had jumped from the trees and grabbed the evil dog. He held it firmly in his hands, and with his brainless power, converted the zombie dog to good.
However, as soon as he had done such, a piece of the sky fell flaming to the forest floor, striking the Scarecrow, and burning him to death.
Krystal and Laura didn’t care, after all, he was a bag of straw. Also, the fact that Krystal could not think and that Laura was almost dead might have had something to do with their lack of caring. So they grabbed the Star, and headed off with the now-good zombie Toto up the Yellow Brick Road.
"What do we do now!?" yelled Krystal at the sky, trying to contact the Daffodil. She looked at the almost unconscious Laura. "Laura’s wounds are so bad! She might not even make it!"
The Metaphysical One spoke. "Do not lose the shoes of Dorothy - without them, the Star shall be useless! Head up the road to the prison at the end, that is where Gilgamish is imprisoned! But be forewarned: the Oompa Loompa Prison Guards of Doom shall smite you down if you are not careful! Free Gilgamish, and you save Laura!"
So they limped/ran forward, until they reached the Great and Awesome Emerald Prison. The short, green-skinned, orange-haired men glared at them, swinging great maces about. Krystal and Laura attacked.
With each blow, the two could take down five of them, because they were so small. But they were tough. As Krystal was freeing the Great Gilgamish, six of the Oompa Loompa Prison Guards of Doom tackled Laura, and she was no more. Dead.
Krystal and Gilgamish fought their way out, but it was in vain, for Gilgamish’s brain had been devoured by a zombie, and there was no Scarecrow to make him pure. Krystal killed him without thought when she realized he was useless, and bravely fought the Oompa Loompas as her strength dwindled, alongside the valiant zombie Toto.
"Toto, get help!" she cried weakly as the Oompa Loompas began to overtake her.
Then suddenly the skies rang with a cry so fierce it slew the remaining Oompa Loompas, but it could not stop the rushing zombies that had followed the two warriors along the Yellow Brick Road.
"NO!!! The Great Gilgamish has failed us!!!" cried the voice of the Metaphysical One. "The only hope now is to plant the Star in the Sky yourself, Krystal Menin of Long Street! You must wear the slippers, or you shall fall!"
So Krystal gave it one last attempt, and slipped on the red, high-heeled slippers, and tried to walk into the Sky. However, no matter what she did, her foothold kept slipping. She clasped the Star in her hands, and tried harder, but the zombies were advancing towards the Emerald Prison. When it became overrun, the Universe would die.
"THE END IS NYE!!!" Krystal screamed as the zombies overtook the Emerald Prison.
And there was a great BOOM, and All ceased to exist. If only, if only, they had remembered the Unicorn.
~
Before it could be sensed by any physical being, it was felt by the Metaphysical One, the Daffodil, who had been existing since the Universe began. It was an unrest, a illness, that would be soon to plague the world of Human. She felt this, and she felt the threads of destiny twist and turn, lines that had before been strong snap. This was the End.
But the Metaphysical One saw one frail thread survive. She saw all lines of the Future. If this strand could be preserved, if it could persevere, then the Universe could be saved. There were only two in the world of Human that might make this possible. They were the Great Ones, strong and valiant: Krystal Menin of Long Street, and Laura Hoy of River Road, nobles in the realm of Sweet Home, Oregon.
Thus, on the brink of the beginning of the End, she called them forth, and told them what was to take place.
She spoke in ominous tones to them. "The sky is falling, O physical ones! Beware the zombies who will plague the Earth! As I speak this, they begin to eat the brains of mortals! Your only hope is to free the Great One named Gilgamish!"
At her first words they were confused. Zombies? Gilgamish? They panicked, until they realized that a zombie was already beginning to eat Krystal’s brain. This they could not have.
"Hurry, get the armor!" Laura cried, fending off the zombie from Krystal’s head. "We need a Unicorn!" This spark of knowledge was sudden to her, and she knew not where it was from: they would need a Unicorn.
Krystal pulled away, but she had only just heard what Laura had said of the armor, not of the Unicorn, on account of the gaping hole in her skull. So she gathered armor and weapons together while they hid away from the attacking zombies.
They knew from pop culture what zombies were, but they knew not how to fight them, so in a bloody battle, they escaped from their place of hiddenness, and made their way away from the spot. Laura fought bravely, but an arm was taken by a particularly ugly zombie that had much in common with a mortal by the name of Ryan Blackwell, and in fact, had been Blackwell before his brains had been eaten.
"What do we do!?" Laura cried to the heavens as they ran from the zombie that had been Blackwell.
The Metaphysical One began to speak, but they could not hear from the particularly loud gurgling sounds issuing from the Blackwell zombie, so Krystal chucked a final spear at its head, downing it.
Now they had peace to listen.
"Bring to Gilgamish the Star of the Elves of Lothlorean, or the Universe shall burn under the zombie’s rule! Only he can save mankind, and you must take heed to quickly get to him!"
The voice of the Metaphysical One, the Daffodil, went quiet.
They stared around hopelessly at one another. Laura was bleeding badly from the shoulder, the place where her arm should have been. Krystal was slow at understanding things spoken to her, on account of her brain oozing from her head still, but they were quick to act when needed, and wanted to help.
"But, we don’t know how to get to Gilgamish!" Laura cried out after a time.
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road," came the great voice. "But find the Star first! If you do not bring it to him, all shall be lost! It is under a large ‘X!’ Go now!"
So they began to run, but not before another onslaught of zombies attacked them. Striking out with the swords they had miraculously obtained, they bravely fought, until the last zombie, who had once been Chris Cline, fell by Laura’s hand.
Krystal looked at the disfigured body and sighed. "I was supposed to be the one to beat him up," she said dully.
Laura shrugged. "Whatever. We need to find the Star!"
So they ran off, swords in hand, to look for the giant ‘X.’ They were incredibly high-functioning for humans who had just taken on mass hordes of zombies and were missing vital body parts, so it took them little time to find the Yellow Brick Road.
They had not planned on Dorothy attacking them, and in a sudden flash of instantaneous knowledge, Krystal knew that she must take the shoes from her. So she slew the zombie Dorothy, and grabbed the shining red slippers from her.
While she had been at that, Laura had begun to be chased by a feral Cowardly Lion, who was foaming and spitting at the mouth, cowardly no more.
"Oh God no!!!" Krystal screamed as the rabid feline took her friend down. "LAURA NO!!!"
She came screaming at the lion, hacking boldly with her sword, and severing its head grotesquely. Laura was badly injured, but she plowed on.
Ahead, they finally saw the Star, shining red under two palm trees crossing to make an ‘X,’ randomly placed in the middle of the non-tropical forest.
Then suddenly, a zombie Toto leapt from the trees toward Laura. She screamed, awaiting impact, but it never came. The Scarecrow had jumped from the trees and grabbed the evil dog. He held it firmly in his hands, and with his brainless power, converted the zombie dog to good.
However, as soon as he had done such, a piece of the sky fell flaming to the forest floor, striking the Scarecrow, and burning him to death.
Krystal and Laura didn’t care, after all, he was a bag of straw. Also, the fact that Krystal could not think and that Laura was almost dead might have had something to do with their lack of caring. So they grabbed the Star, and headed off with the now-good zombie Toto up the Yellow Brick Road.
"What do we do now!?" yelled Krystal at the sky, trying to contact the Daffodil. She looked at the almost unconscious Laura. "Laura’s wounds are so bad! She might not even make it!"
The Metaphysical One spoke. "Do not lose the shoes of Dorothy - without them, the Star shall be useless! Head up the road to the prison at the end, that is where Gilgamish is imprisoned! But be forewarned: the Oompa Loompa Prison Guards of Doom shall smite you down if you are not careful! Free Gilgamish, and you save Laura!"
So they limped/ran forward, until they reached the Great and Awesome Emerald Prison. The short, green-skinned, orange-haired men glared at them, swinging great maces about. Krystal and Laura attacked.
With each blow, the two could take down five of them, because they were so small. But they were tough. As Krystal was freeing the Great Gilgamish, six of the Oompa Loompa Prison Guards of Doom tackled Laura, and she was no more. Dead.
Krystal and Gilgamish fought their way out, but it was in vain, for Gilgamish’s brain had been devoured by a zombie, and there was no Scarecrow to make him pure. Krystal killed him without thought when she realized he was useless, and bravely fought the Oompa Loompas as her strength dwindled, alongside the valiant zombie Toto.
"Toto, get help!" she cried weakly as the Oompa Loompas began to overtake her.
Then suddenly the skies rang with a cry so fierce it slew the remaining Oompa Loompas, but it could not stop the rushing zombies that had followed the two warriors along the Yellow Brick Road.
"NO!!! The Great Gilgamish has failed us!!!" cried the voice of the Metaphysical One. "The only hope now is to plant the Star in the Sky yourself, Krystal Menin of Long Street! You must wear the slippers, or you shall fall!"
So Krystal gave it one last attempt, and slipped on the red, high-heeled slippers, and tried to walk into the Sky. However, no matter what she did, her foothold kept slipping. She clasped the Star in her hands, and tried harder, but the zombies were advancing towards the Emerald Prison. When it became overrun, the Universe would die.
"THE END IS NYE!!!" Krystal screamed as the zombies overtook the Emerald Prison.
And there was a great BOOM, and All ceased to exist. If only, if only, they had remembered the Unicorn.
Episode 6....
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